Best Jokes

a1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.

The Female pencil got pregnant !!

Which Male pencil is responsible?


THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.



2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend,

phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'.

She turns to her lover and says,

THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.



4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl.

Hi,..... I'm Peter, not a saint.

I'm Paul not a POPE.

I'm John not a Baptist...

The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.



5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.

Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.

WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!




7. Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park

was raped by 4 guys.

Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.



8. Why do Indians talk non stop?

Guess.... Still dunno? OK .....

Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their

forehead.